Chapter 383: Hero Turns into a Dog Bear "Po Shui, I have a question for you?" Now that she's gotten used to Landun, Wang Shui smiled warmly. "Oh, you've suddenly become so formal—this isn't like your usual style when you were bossing around the class monitor. This content is the chapter text of the novel 'Rural Beauty 383.'" Landun felt a bit embarrassed. It seemed he'd never be able to be as close to Xiao Yu as before. Every day, there's this elegant girl with her eyes constantly on him in class—without some restraint, he'd surely be teased again and again. "Back in the county when you were studying there—was the 'Eight Great Waves' really that impressive?" Landun still found Wang Shui's story a bit far-fetched. Wang Shui suddenly stopped and studied Landun closely, then smiled. "Do you think I'm exaggerating? Don't let your lively, energetic demeanor fool you. I'm not making it up—just look at your build. Any one of the Eight Great Waves could easily knock you down." Lu Yun rubbed his head and said, "I can't possibly be that bad—surely not to the point of being unable to handle even a young lady." Wang Shiyu laughed heartily, "I'm telling you the truth. Those high heels—they sometimes kick right into your crotch, and before you know it, you go from hero to dog. They're quite ruthless." Lu Yun instinctively covered his crotch, shaking his head in disbelief, "Good heavens, that's quite brutal. If even one of those heels lands on you, you'll be a bachelor for the rest of your life." He now had a solid understanding of the severity of the eight incidents, but what truly impressed him was Wang Shiyu's boldness—being able to say such sharp things. A single kick to the crotch is no small matter, and this seemingly composed young lady, who appeared so quiet and refined, not only excelled in taekwondo but also spoke with a strength and vigor that surpassed even Xiao Yu and Xiao Ying. Wang Shiyu kept chuckling,掩着嘴, and seized the opportunity to say, "You really are thinking about it, aren't you? With your such a handsome appearance, I bet they'll be reluctant to even make a move on you—instead, they'll probably just make you their devoted subordinate. How about I take you into the city to meet them? One after another, they're all beauties—absolutely captivating to men like you, who are always so ordinary. This content is from Chapter 383 of 'Rural Beauties.' " Lu Yun quickly waved her off, with a wry smile, saying, "Better not. I still want to meet a few more beautiful women—so I can have a hundred grandchildren and a thousand great-grandchildren around me by then." "As for that little courage of yours, I won't mention it anymore. If the class monitor sees you with me, she'll definitely have a fit—she'll spill her entire cup of vinegar. I'll be off now. Go on, head to the canteen and get some steamed buns yourself." With that, she gave Lu Yun a playful wave and walked off toward the girls' dormitory, her steps light Lu Yun chewed thoughtfully, gazing at her swaying chest with a mischievous smile. "Without those two white-bread loaves you always bring, where would we even get our meals from now? Let's go hunt for bread!" Lei and Li Jing had arrived silently behind Lu Yun. Lei glanced at Wang Shiyu, who had already walked away, and murmured, "Cloud brother, aren't you falling for her again?" Just as Lu Yun reached to tap Lei on the head, he suddenly noticed Li Jing standing by. He quickly pulled his hand back, scolding, "Stop making things up! We've only exchanged a few words—nothing that messy!" "I'm not making it up," Lei replied. "Red Yu said she keeps glancing at you during class. If she weren't interested in you, why would she keep looking at you instead of others?" "Lei wasn't satisfied. Though his dating skills weren't as polished as Lu Yun's, he wasn't a fool—he quietly mumbled, "Wang Shiyu is also a beauty, no less than Red Yu sister. I just don't know what her personality is like. Lu Yun is Lu Yun—his charm with girls is truly outstanding. "Nice work—already progressing all the way to the point of wanting to kiss someone. Promising." Lu Yun said as they walked. "You're not afraid of ending up with two good swats on your cheeks, are you?" Lei hurried a few steps to catch up with Lu Yun. "I am afraid. That's why I've been trying to learn from Yun-gong a few techniques—ways to kiss her, without making her angry and swatting me around." "This will take time. When you feel the moment is right, things will naturally unfold the way you want them to. Until then, you'll have to endure. Just feel it—feel it, understand? Feel yourself, feel that girl. As long as you genuinely sense it, you can do whatever you want—like, you know, eat her up, and that won't be difficult at all. Of course, if you find yourself unable to wait and insist on kissing her, you might not necessarily get swatted, but your impression will definitely suffer. After all, you've only known each other for just a few days." Lu Yun never thought Lei would have such a strong charm that he could quickly win over girls' hearts. Lei scratched his head, a bit confused, but he understood one thing clearly—he now felt confident that he could kiss the girls he liked. He smiled shyly and said, "Uncle Yun, I think I know what to do now." Lu Yun smiled to himself; he wasn't entirely sure either, just relying on his own intuition. He patted Lei's shoulder and said, "Good. Remember, don't rush things—sometimes, even the most patient people can get overwhelmed. If you don't take it slow, even the most gentle sheep might be scared away by a well-meaning little wolf." Lei chuckled, half understanding, and followed Lu Yun toward the classroom, quietly murmuring to himself as they walked, "I feel the moment has come. But has Xiao Jing sensed it too?" Just hold on a bit. Yun says it right—haste makes waste. Don’t make a hasty move and end up losing the girl you’ve finally started to like. Then you’d have truly missed the mark. Li Zi wiped his mouth and thought, "Bro, just bear with it for now. When the time comes, I’ll make sure you’re well-fed!" Back in the classroom, Lu Yun was still sitting in Zhang Xiao Yu’s seat. That seat had been poked and prodded nonstop by Zhou Gao—now, who knows what kind of injury it had sustained. Just thinking about Zhou Gao’s proud expression when he asked for a cigarette, Li Zi could picture how lively and happy the guy had been these days. Man, if this went on without any moderation, there’d surely be a growing number of girls skipping classes for no apparent reason around campus! "Yun, I’ve already introduced myself to Da Peng. We’ll be strolling around outside the school for lunch. If you feel any danger, just shout—my brothers will do everything in their power to make sure you get back safely," Li Zi said, his hands firmly on the table, as if he were ready to sacrifice himself for Lu Yun Lu Yun smiled slightly and said, "It's not that serious. If anything really happens to me, I'll definitely drag a few others along to make room for my own exit." Suddenly he added, "When did you see Da Peng?" Lei laughed and said, "Actually, we've been planning this all along. He knew it would be a bit difficult to get you to take the lead, but we're always ready for your approval to join Zhao Kai together." ... Rural Beauty 383, Main Text 383 Hero Turns into a Dog 383 – Updated!