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The Country Beauty #415 10/29/2025
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Country Beauty Chapter 419, Main Text 419 Reviewing My Ass, You, and Your Whole Family (First Update) Chapter 419: Reviewing My Ass, You, and Your Whole Family Two buttons at the collar were loosened, revealing a broad expanse of snowy white. Her long, graceful legs, smooth and well-proportioned, shimmered under the light like pearls. Her simple, elegant attire surpassed any elaborate, heavily made-up appearance. At this moment, Tie Xinlan seemed like a fully mature spring blossom, quietly awaiting her most radiant moment. What captivated Lu Yun even more was that occasionally glimpsed section of her—revealing that the bra she was wearing was precisely the one he had carefully selected for her at the lingerie shop when he first arrived in the city. A thought flashed through his mind: perhaps Miss Xinlan was also wearing the little pants he had bought for her? Lu Yun didn’t know the answer—only waiting to discover it himself. Tie Xinlan felt somewhat uneasy under Lu Yun’s direct gaze, avoiding his piercing eyes and feigning anger: "Why did you come so late? Did you go off to spend time with your sister Yanping again?" "The words 'Yanping Sister' are emphasized here, drawing from the text of Chapter 419 of the rural woman's narrative. 'No, I've been a bit delayed—there's something on my mind. Sister Xinlan, if you don't believe me, just look.' As she spoke, she lifted her short-sleeved shirt, and the usually shy young woman immediately looked up, pointing toward Tie Xinlan. Tie Xinlan had only casually mentioned this earlier. Over the past few days, she has been closely observing Yang Yanping's office and hasn't seen Lu Yun go there. Moreover, Lu Yun had unexpectedly missed her afternoon class, which made her suspect that Lu Yun had been spending time with Yang Yanping while she was teaching." Lu Yun’s financial foundation and his true nature had long been known to Fei Xinlan. She had already realized that this little troublemaker wasn’t someone who could be easily managed by just a few women. Besides, even as an adult who had experienced the joys of intimacy, one would naturally go to great lengths—sometimes even at great expense—to pursue one’s own personal happiness. As for Lu Yun, an individual so unusual and out of the ordinary, he was inevitably becoming the object of pursuit for numerous women who were always on the hunt for romance and passion. Tie Xinlan was somewhat puzzled, murmuring to herself, yet unaware that Lu Yun had already set up the small tent when he first met Liang Hongyu. Now, seeing Tie Xinlan fresh and cool, standing upright with a bold posture, she was completely taken aback—she hadn’t expected the person before her to be a master of the Iron Palm technique, whose signature move was actually a soft, flowing palm technique. With such a clumsy greeting, Tie Xinlan was certain that a well-placed palm would send her flying, surely knocking her off her feet. "Quick, gather up that thing of yours—it's so intimidating!" Tie Xinlan said softly, turning her face away, but as she recalled past moments when Lu Yun had forcefully rolled into her, stirring her body with vigorous movements, a warm flush crept up her cheeks. Especially when he had poured his hot, steaming essence directly onto her center—she could hardly find words to describe that sensation. "Miss Xinlan, I'm in top form today! Shall we—?" *Crack!* Lu Yun had barely finished speaking when a slap landed on his head. Tie Xinlan stormed over, shouting at him in a fierce tone, "Have you forgotten why you're here today? You're completely consumed by those thoughts—do you really not see me as important at all?" While Tie Xinlan spoke with strong emphasis, Lu Yun paid it no mind. He spread his legs and said, "Then come on. If I can trade off the two yolks I've broken for an improved impression of me, then I'll consider it worthwhile." Lu Yun spoke with the gravity of one about to go to battle and meet his fate, his mind racing as he added, "Miss Xinlan, I'm not doing this just for my brother. If you don't like it, then just pretend I never said a word about this—consider it settled." Though he said this with conviction, his eyes kept glancing flirtatiously at Tie Xinlan's raised chest. "Enough!" she said, "Now put those fluttering eyes away." Tie-xin Lan walked to the desk and casually opened a drawer. Without noticing her movements, a familiar sound of a textbook flipping pages reached her ears—crisp and clear. Lu Yun quickly reached out and caught the dark shape flying toward him. As he flipped through the book, he noticed that its pages resembled the martial arts manuals seen on television, filled with diagrams of figures in motion—very much like the ones he had bought at roadside stalls in the past, on topics such as Dao, boxing, and擒拿. "This is an unnamed martial arts manual I came across by chance. You've now passed the prime age for learning martial arts. If you can master the techniques outlined here to a satisfactory level, even three or five opponents will find it difficult to approach you." Tie-xin Lan's calm, unremarkable voice echoed throughout the office. After his initial disdain, Lu Yun unconsciously began to use the casual flipping motion he had adopted. With a crisp snap of his thumb, the pages rustled and turned swiftly, and the little figures on the pages seemed to come alive as the leaves danced by—moving with fluid, dynamic gestures, each action now vivid and distinct in his eyes. As if completely absorbed, Lu Yun began to mimic the movements of the figure in the scroll, stepping forward and backward, punching and kicking without pause. At one moment, he took a diagonal step, delivering a powerful middle-range thrust with a vigorous, wind-like motion; then, suddenly, he drew back, executing a graceful leap with a flying kick, just as the figure had done. Thud! Lu Yun lost his balance and his rear end made direct contact with the ground. Iron Xinlan smiled and said, "I told you—now that you're trying to learn martial arts, it's already too late. Some of the fundamental movements you can no longer perform. You're trying to show off, and now you've paid the price." Lu Yun rubbed his buttocks as he stood up, gritting his teeth at the mischievous smile on Tie Xinlan's face. "Xinlan姐, you should have told me earlier! I'm practically going to have my backside split into four pieces now!" "Please keep the martial arts manual safe—especially from Yang Yanping. I can't teach you much beyond this incomplete version I've compiled. You'll have to practice it diligently and figure out the nuances on your own. Understood?" Tie Xinlan's voice carried a subtle sense of regret—not because she wasn't willing to personally guide Lu Yun, but because of the rules governing her own sect. Unless Lu Yun formally became her disciple, she couldn't offer more. And if he did become her disciple, their relationship would grow increasingly complicated. ... / / Rural Beauty 419, Main Text 419 Reviewing the Old Man, I'm Going to Sock You and Your Whole Family (First Update) Completed!