Chapter 481: Principal's Conversation This content is the textual material from Chapter 481 of "Rural Beauty in Her Prime." Li was about to take a bite of a peanut when he was startled by Lu Yun, nearly expelling the peanut right through his nose. Coughing vigorously, he said, "Bro Lu, what's wrong with you? You've scared me so much that I've lost two of my three souls, and my seven essences have all gone to visit my grandmother for the New Year celebration." Lu Yun chuckled and, looking down at Li, who was now red-faced and breathless, said happily, "You won't understand, but you go ahead and rest. I'll step out for a while." "I'll come with you," Li stood up immediately. Lu Yun waved a hand and said, "I'm going out to meet new ladies. You just stay put and keep your eyes on Xiao Jing." Li nodded promptly and smiled, "Bro Lu's absolutely right. From now on, I'll die of love for Xiao Jing—no other girl will ever catch my attention." "Lei just finished speaking when the other guys in the dorm burst out laughing. Although Lei had only been at Lu Yun's dorm for a few days, he got along well with the guys. Watching them one after another slip neatly under the sheets, he chuckled and remarked, 'What's so funny? You lot are all bare-bones—when will you finally find a lovely girl to share your life with?'" "Ugh!" The guys immediately looked down their noses at Lei. "Alright, guys, let's all get some sleep now. I'm going out to see if there are any single, cute little lambs waiting for me to pounce on." With that, Lu Yun jumped off the bed and headed straight for the door. "Lu brother, if you see any attractive little lambs, don't forget to save a few for us!" The single guys in the dorm started howling. Lu Yun didn't react much. Lei, still wearing just a big towel, stood on the bed with his middle finger pointed straight at them. "Go to hell, you all!" "... Lu Yun stepped out of his dorm and headed straight for the stadium. Now, there weren't many students around on this stretch of the field. He glanced up at the moonlight partially obscuring half his face, musing to himself: If his luck held, he might just run into someone sneaking a snack in a corner of the stadium. As he approached the stadium, he suddenly remembered the last time he'd been tricked into stealing a parallel bar—how foolish he'd felt back then. "Speaking, as if he knew Land Yun would follow him to the office, he turned and walked off. Land Yun knew full well that since the old man had come to see him, he had no choice but to go and find out what tricks he had up his sleeve. Without hesitation, Land Yun followed the principal of the education committee. "Sit down," the principal said, pointing to a chair in front of his desk. Land Yun smiled to himself—what a difference a leverage makes! Previously, when he had come to the office, he had never seen the principal so polite to him. Now that the old man had been caught with his own back against the wall, he naturally wanted to make the most of it, constantly mentioning his own authority. "If the school weren't for most of the girls being so fresh and lively, I'd never stay here," Land Yun remarked. "Principal, I have a five-kilometer run scheduled, and after that, I'm off to bed. This time, I promise I won't steal the single bar again." Lu Yun casually crossed her legs and spoke with a relaxed expression. The education commission director, who had been impatient and irritable in Feixin Lan's office, now beamed with a warm smile, sitting across from Lu Yun and saying, "Lu Yun, let's set aside what happened in the past. I've invited you here tonight specifically to find out exactly what you saw that night." The director still doubted whether Lu Yun was playing a game with him—after all, he had been extremely careful that night, only calling in the female teacher at midnight, pulling the curtains tightly closed so that Lu Yun could hear at most, and surely wouldn't have seen anything. Yet, when they were in Feixin Lan's office, Lu Yun's composed demeanor made the director feel anything but at ease. If this situation were to come to light, his position as director would be in serious jeopardy. Lu Yun chuckled, "I didn't see much, just that Professor Zhang Yunqian was staying up late in your office—seems like she was dealing with something about a promotion. Later, I heard some mumbled sounds—'um,' 'ah,' 'uh'—and as a pure, innocent young man, I couldn't understand how Professor Zhang, who was perfectly fine, would make such sounds. Director, I was just about to ask you, what exactly happened to her that night? How did she end up making those noises?" The Director, instantly beaded with sweat on his bald head, stammered, "Nothing really. I came to talk to her about some work matters, and coincidentally, she was suffering from abdominal pain. So I was just about to fetch some medicine for her when you came in and, with your rustic strength, shattered the glass window completely. Lu Yun, where have I offended you? How could you have come by at such a late hour just to smash my window?" Lu Yun suddenly stood up, coldly笑道, "Old man, there are several women in this school you can't touch—no, actually, you can't touch any of the female teachers. They're all my women. If you want to keep your position as principal, you'd better gather up that useless old thing in your pants and keep it tucked away." With that, he turned and left the office.