Chapter 542, Main Text 542 — Hurry up, come over here! Chapter 542 — Hurry up, come over here! As Li Fangling spoke, she stepped past Lu Yun and entered the inner room. This content is the textual material of Chapter 542 of "Rural Beauty 542." *waoshu8* - Romance Chamber - * Li Fangling entered the inner room, leaving only Liu Fengyi and the infant, already asleep, with her breast gently held by the baby’s small, tender mouth. Lu Yun found himself suddenly unable to resist the urge to reach out, wondering how it had never happened to him before—since childhood, he had only drunk rice porridge and similar drinks, never truly experienced the joy of a child sipping directly from a mother’s breast. Without Li Fangling present, Liu Fengyi regained her natural self, noticing Lu Yun staring straight at her breast, and gently patting the baby. "What are you looking at?" she asked, "Don’t you want to come over and have a few sips too?" "Lu Yun chuckled, "Fengyi sister, why is there such a big difference between your upper and lower parts? Look how comfortable Xiao Bao is eating—so white and tender, just like two big carrots. And down there, it looks like two black mushrooms. Isn't that because Xiao Bao was born fresh?" "Go on, don't make this up! What does it have to do with my little baby? That's exactly what happened when I was using eggplants—used them too much. Didn't I tell you that in the kitchen?" Fengyi said, placing Xiao Bao on the sofa with a gentle smile. "Alright, Fangling has already gone in to check on Tingting. If you'd like to eat now, come over right away. If you wait for Fangling to return, I'll just have no choice but to face the embarrassment." Fengyi looked at Lu Yun, her eyes full of quiet anticipation. Lu Yun was momentarily stunned—clearly, this was a subtle invitation to enjoy the fruit of her labor, a clear move to enjoy a little alone time with her while Fangling wasn't around! Seeing Lu Yun staring at her motionless, Liu Fengyi suddenly laughed, "You silly kid—do you still want me to beg for you? My little one eats the left side, so you take the right—let's balance it out!" Balance! Lu Yun wiped a cold sweat. Could there really be balance in this? Since little Bao had fallen asleep, Lu Yun decided not to be upset anymore. Otherwise, Liu Fengyi would surely have more to say—perhaps even complain about being ungrateful. With that thought, Lu Yun didn't hesitate. He approached Liu Fengyi, knelt down, grasped her right side firmly, and brought his mouth close. "Hah! It's itchy! Didn't feel this when Bao was eating. Go slow, please," Liu Fengyi twisted and shifted, trying to escape, laughing continuously. "What's so delightful now? I and Tingting still need to sleep," came the voice of Liu Fangling from the inner room. Liu Fengyi was momentarily stunned, stopping her laughter mid-sentence and looking at Lu Yun gently said, "See? Fangling is getting jealous in the inner room. You'd better slow down, don't make a big deal of it." Lu Yun loosened his mouth and smiled, "Jealousy is jealousy—better than just standing there like a spectator, Fengyi sister. By the way, if we're about to start, will Xiao Bao wake up?" Liu Fengyi glanced at her sleeping son by her side, her face flushed, replied, "No way. I can't be pushed into the inner room right beside my son. If you'd like, let's go to the kitchen." "No, if we go to the kitchen twice, it'll lose all the charm. Take Xiao Bao to the inner room and let him sleep there. With Fangling and Tingting taking care of him, everything will be fine." Lu Yun furrowed his brow. Going to the kitchen meant entering from the back—there simply wasn’t any other option. He certainly couldn’t, like in the reed marsh, walk back and forth carrying Liu Fengyi himself. And if Li Fangling saw him doing that, with both of them in his arms, the embarrassment would be unbearable. Lu Yun firmly refused to go to the kitchen, yet Liu Fengyi’s heart swelled with delight. After careful consideration, she turned and carried Xiao Bao into the inner room. Liu Fengyi pulled the curtains tightly and returned to Lu Yun, saying, "It's still all about Fang Ling. As soon as I sent Xiao Bao inside, I knew exactly what I was doing. But Tingting hasn't even gone to sleep yet—she just said such things to me. I really don't know how much of it she actually heard. If Tingting fully understood the meaning behind her words, then my little aunt's face would be completely ruined." Lu Yun smiled silently at this—this woman was so full of thought, always afraid of one thing or another, and he had no idea what her 'water curtain cave' was all about. Liu Fengyi soon gave Lu Yun the answer, lifting her skirt and saying, "Come on, let's get to the content of Chapter 542: The Country's Beautiful Housewife." Lu Yun was taken aback—hadn't they just finished eating? Now they were already getting down to business? Looking down, it all became clear. Good heavens! The woman's lower half was completely bare—right there, a vast swamp of dark, dampness spread out before him, the water seeping steadily, as if it were about to engulf anything daring enough to step into it Lu Yun didn't take this seriously. With both women already taken care of, it would be even easier if Liu Fengyi took the lead herself. "You've been dawdling all this time—haven't you come up yet? Isn't your manhood still recovering its strength?" Liu Fengyi looked at Lu Yun, every expression and gesture brimming with irresistible allure. "My manhood has recovered," Lu Yun said, "but I'm afraid your Water Cave hasn't quite regained its strength yet. If you have to go in, you'll surely gasp out loud. Then, when Tingting hears that, your little aunt won't be able to keep her position any longer." As he spoke, he held up his manhood proudly. Liu Fengyi was suddenly startled. She hadn't expected Lu Yun to be so resilient—having endured so many trials, he had already recovered so quickly. She glanced up at him, enchanted, saying, "You really are determined to drive me to the brink. Recovering so fast, I wonder how I'm supposed to handle you all by myself." "Li Fengyi was absolutely right—when they stepped out of the kitchen, they were completely won over by Lu Yun's bird-like rod. However, with Liu Fangling present, the shared experience among the three made Li Fengyi feel incredibly excited and shy. In a short span of time, she found herself reaching peak moments several times under Lu Yun's rod. Now, reflecting on it, she felt especially eager and confident when facing Lu Yun alone, knowing her water cascade would need to perform even better. Without Lu Yun doing anything, a steady stream of water arrows automatically surged from Li Fengyi's water curtain. Fortunately, Lu Yun was far enough away that he didn't get sprayed. Watching Li Fengyi continuously releasing water like a tap running freely, Lu Yun couldn't help but chuckle, "Fengyi, what's going on? I haven't done anything at all—yet you're already spraying out so much. Now how am I supposed to climb up?" Li Fengyi herself hadn't expected this—just a simple thought, and suddenly, water flowed endlessly from her, as if she were urinating. "Stop talking! If you want to climb up, do it now. If you don't, I'm going to go to bed." Liu Fengyi was deeply embarrassed—now in her thirties, she still felt as shy and inexperienced as a young girl before Lu Yun, making her feel utterly awkward. Upon hearing this, Lu Yun stepped forward, shaking the bird staff back and forth in front of her. "I don't count," he said. "You have to ask the staff." Then he turned and sat down on the sofa, the bird staff standing straight and rigid, as if it could pierce through every waterfall cave in the world... Rural Beauty No. 542, Main Text No. 542—updated promptly!