Miss from the Countryside, Chapter 595 – Main Text 595 – Blowing Air 595 – Chapter on Blowing Air
The dog's tail grass made Li Xiufang urinate. Now, the next challenge was to find a way to make Ma Shufen urinate quietly while still asleep. Ma Shufen’s "water curtain cave" was now completely sealed—using the dog's tail grass would certainly not work. Lu Yun sat on the ground, gazing at the narrow opening through which Ma Shufen’s lush green grass emerged. The flow of thoughts began to accelerate, as he pondered how to make Ma Shufen urinate. After a moment of reflection, he still couldn’t come up with any clear plan. Without hesitation, he grew increasingly restless. He glanced up at the sky—fortunately, it was still early morning, and he didn’t have to rush back home. Otherwise, he would have missed the delightful scene of Ma Shufen urinating, and something would have felt missing in his heart. With two women lying together, breathing deeply and asleep, he knew they needed to find their own balance—each of them should urinate once, naturally.
Lu Yun was deeply concerned, frowning as he waited, when Ma Shufen suddenly stirred and stood up, startling him. He opened his mouth in surprise, asking, "Madam Shufen, what are you doing?" Yet in his heart, he thought, wouldn't she have just fallen asleep and stayed that way? Ma Shufen glanced at Lu Yun and said, "I need to use the restroom." Then she walked into the deeper part of the cornfield. Lu Yun sighed in quiet disbelief. He hadn't even thought of a way to get her to go yet—she had already started on her own. He rested his chin on his knees, looking deeply frustrated, as if the sound of the water flowing from Ma Shufen's restroom could still be heard in his ears. Not long after, Ma Shufen returned. As she passed by Li Xiufang, she accidentally stepped on the spot where Li Xiufang had just urinated, leaving a full trail of urine stains across her foot. "Oh, what a bother," Lu Yun exclaimed, "Li Xiufang, really! At her age, she should know better—she even urinates while asleep!" This passage is from Chapter 595 of the
Ma Shufen looked deeply dissatisfied. Seeing Li Xiufang still snoring loudly, she sighed and shook her head in resignation. She found a patch of grass, rubbed her foot against it a few times, then returned to her original spot, spread out her clothes on the ground, and said, "Xiao Yun, I'll sleep a bit longer. We'll go back later." Lu Yun nodded silently. Ma Shufen lay down again, her legs tucked together, revealing only a triangular shape at her abdomen, completely blocking the view of the Water Curtain Cave. Lu Yun felt a surge of frustration—how could they be so sound asleep while he had been working hard all day, tending the fields? Even a cow would have needed a rest and a nap by now. Instead, they now expected him to keep the wind at bay, just in case some wild man should suddenly burst in and devour the two of them whole.
What worried Lu Yun even more was that Ma Shufen’s legs were tightly pressed together, leaving her absolutely no room for maneuver. If things continued like this, it would be quite likely that even after both of them had slept soundly, Lu Yun wouldn’t manage to get Ma Shufen to urinate once. And then, recalling that Ma Shufen had already urinated on her own, wouldn’t she be able to go again even if Lu Yun succeeded? Lu Yun was desperately trying to find a way to gently separate Ma Shufen’s legs just a little, so as to expose her “water curtain” and allow himself to proceed. It seemed he’d have to use the dogtail grass again! With this in mind, Lu Yun rose, gathered another dogtail grass, and moved silently toward Ma Shufen’s side. He called her softly twice, but seeing no response, he smiled inwardly—now he could finally act.
Moving closer to Ma Shufen, Lu Yun deliberately stepped back, then carefully swept the dogtail grass across the only patch of jungle exposure in Ma Shufen’s triangular space. Ma Shufen seemed to sense it, and unexpectedly chuckled softly, unconsciously tightening her legs further.
Man, this is getting more intense the more I tease her! Lu Yun felt deeply frustrated. The dogtail grass immediately shifted its focus, gently scanning Ma Shufen’s thighs and the roots of her legs. This time, Ma Shufen finally parted her legs, revealing the water curtain cave—her post-wash reveal.
Haven’t you heard? I’m not letting you stay closed!
After successfully opening Ma Shufen’s legs, Lu Yun began worrying about what he could use to give her a satisfying sensation while she slept.
Worried, indeed!
Lu Yun sat down abruptly on the ground, quickly activating his brain cells, making every effort to find the most reliable way. Suddenly, a memory flashed—of a plastic pipe standing at the edge of the cornfield when he first arrived—and inspiration struck immediately. With no delay, Lu rose instantly and rushed toward the pipe, grinning. "This time," he thought, "I'll definitely outplay those dogtail grasses." This content is from Chapter 595 of the series "Rural Beauty." Upon reaching the edge of the field, Lu scanned left and right, finally locating the plastic pipe he had been hoping for. He smiled and plunged straight into the cornfield.
Approaching Ma Shufen, he observed the slightly opened curtain of water at her side, and then glanced at the plastic tube in his hands, feeling as though something was still missing. He waved the tube back and forth in front of Ma Shufen’s water curtain, murmuring to himself with a sense of frustration: This plastic tube wasn’t comparable to a dogtail grass—should he simply push it in rigidly, he was certain Ma Shufen would notice. How could he make her unaware of it, without any sense of disturbance? He began to ponder again, and now, no matter how hard he thought, he couldn’t come up with a satisfactory solution. He stared blankly at the plastic tube in his hands, hesitating—would he have to give up like this? No, after all the effort he had made to arrive at such a good idea, he couldn’t abandon it halfway. Think! Think! Think! Unknowingly, he had lost countless brain cells. Finally, he came up with a rather clumsy idea, a wry smile playing on his face. He slowly walked over to Li Xiufang, and examined her skirt, which was, at least, thin enough.
Returning to Ma Shufen, Lu Yun gently separated Ma Shufen's legs a bit more, smiled softly, keeping a close eye on her reactions while using both hands to open the two gates of her "water curtain cave." Right before him, the round little opening was clearly visible. He pulled Li Xiufang's skirt forward and placed it flat over the entrance of Ma Shufen's water curtain cave, then positioned the plastic tube over it. The tube aligned perfectly with the round opening. Holding the tube steady with one hand to prevent any shift, he grasped the other end with his fist, cupping it, and then pressed his mouth close to the tip, blowing out a strong breath.
Lu Yun became interested and leaned close to the plastic tube, blowing out another long stream of air. Ma Shufen seemed to sense the anomaly within the cave; this time, her reaction was noticeably stronger. Her body suddenly twisted several times, and Lu Yun quickly removed both the plastic tube and Li Xiufang's skirt from her waterfall-like cave entrance, then knelt down and remained motionless. However, Lu Yun noticed that a subtle mountain spring was now flowing from within Ma Shufen's cave—though thin and barely noticeable, he could clearly distinguish it as water originating from her cave.
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