Country Beauty 641, Main Text 641: Nervous and Startled
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Lu Yun suddenly widened his eyes, staring at Li Lianghua in disbelief.
Li Lianghua remained calm and composed, saying, "Indeed, we're talking about women—what's wrong? Is there something off?"
Lu Yun nodded vigorously, "I'm still so young, and yet you're having a conversation about women with me. No way! I must switch topics. If we keep talking about women, I'm turning around and leaving right now."
Li Lianghua chuckled softly, "You young fool—what else could I possibly talk about with you if not women? Should I then talk to you about men?"
Lu Yun stood speechless. Of course, if he didn't talk about women, he'd have to have Li Lianghua chat with him about the village's big men. But now, having her discuss the mysteries of women in such a setting—seemed rather absurd.
Absurd, absurd—getting more absurd by the minute!
Lu Yun looked up at Li Liānhua with a teasing smile, suddenly realizing that she was deliberately using this line to test him. Well, if you want to probe, then let’s probe—see if this calmness can get even more relaxed!
"Hey, Aunt Li, since it’s all your expense, go ahead and chat about whatever you’d like," Lu Yun said with a mischievous grin. Mommy, Li Liānhua has been arranging marriages for quite a few young men in the village—maybe she’ll reveal some things about her that I’ve never known before.
Li Liānhua gave Lu Yun a withering look, scolding, "Little lusty one, you’re so stiff just hearing I want to talk about women!"
Lu Yun chuckled, "Then why don’t you just chat with me about men? Share some of your romantic anecdotes with me, too?"
"Hey, you little fool! You dare tease me like this? Just say it—do you really think I’m hiding anything? This content is from Chapter 641 of the rural beauty series." Li Liānhua felt a flutter in her heart, and a gentle blush spread across her face.
Lu Yun chuckled, "Liu San, let's start from the near. How about you tell me—have you had any romantic happenings lately?"
Li Liānhua felt a sudden pang in her heart. Just yesterday, she had been busy with the village head in the old stubborn man's fruit orchard. But just as things were winding down, the village head was chased out of the orchard by the old man's big wolf dog. And then, without any warning, he ended up being taken advantage of by the old man himself—what a real embarrassment!
Looking at Lu Yun's expression, it seemed as though he already knew something. Could it be that he had spotted or witnessed her and the village head during their intimate moments?
Li Lianghua looked at Lu Yun with some uncertainty. If Lu Yun discovered this and told Jinzhi, Jinzhi would surely come after her, blaming her for seducing her husband. Though the truth was that the village head had suddenly become so impressive—dragging her to the orchard to play a game of stick-sticking-the-ground, which she found quite bewildering—would Jinzhi really think that? Seeing Li Lianghua's face change several times, Lu Yun smiled to himself. Man, the scene in the orchard yesterday had been nothing short of intense. If it weren't for the old stubborn man's big wolf dog, Lu Yun would have truly wanted to go up and press Li Lianghua down, using his own giant frame to thoroughly settle things. Since Li Lianghua had chosen to share these details herself, Lu Yun naturally wouldn't be shy. He glanced at her, her expression shifting uncertainly, and smirked, "Madam Lianghua, I went to the old stubborn man's orchard yesterday and snuck in to eat some fruit. It was truly delicious."
Li Lianghua was worried about this matter, never expecting Lu Yun to say something so direct—she was instantly startled, thinking, "It seems Lu Yun truly witnessed what happened yesterday. Now what should she do?" Li Lianghua was anxious, hesitatingly asking, "Little Yun, when did you go to the orchard?" Lu Yun scratched his head, saying, "In the afternoon, though I've forgotten the exact time." Li Lianghua's heart tightened with worry, urgently adding, "Then, when you were stealing the fruit, did you see anything else?" Lu Yun feigned ignorance, saying, "Madam Lianghua, I was only stealing fruit—what else could I have seen? What exactly do you expect me to have seen?" Li Lianghua was shaken by Lu Yun's words, unsure whether he had actually seen her and the village head, along with the old stubborn man, engaged in that particular scene. After a moment's pause, she asked, "Little Yun, did you really see nothing at all?"
Lu Yun laughed heartily inside, yet showed no sign of surprise. Suddenly, hesitantly, he said, "Madam Li, I—actually, I did see something?"
"What did you see?" Li Liánhuá was instantly startled, leaning forward intently, eager to hear Lu Yun's next words.
Lu Yun smiled gently and said, "It wasn't much, really. While I was stealing fruit, I saw two people who were completely naked, clinging tightly to each other, seemingly engaged in something intimate—like a man and a woman."
As he spoke, he deliberately watched Li Liánhuá's reaction. When Li Liánhuá's face turned pale and her eyes widened with growing tension, Lu Yun added a sentence that nearly sent her into a fit of dizziness: "That man looked just like the village headman. Madam Li, you must absolutely not tell anyone about this—only because I drank your ten-yuan cup of water, I told you. Otherwise, I’d never dare to say a word."
Li Lianhua nodded eagerly, her mind in turmoil for a while, before hesitating and asking, "Yun, do you remember who that woman was?"
Lu Yun shook his head and said, "I didn't catch a clear view. I was facing away from them, so I could only make out the village head's appearance. I didn't see who that woman was. Just as I was about to go around, the old stubborn man brought his big wolf dog into the orchard. I came here to sneak in and pick fruit. If the old man noticed me, his big wolf dog would surely come and gulp down whatever I had in one go."
With that, Lu Yun dramatically patted his chest.
Li Lianhua immediately breathed a sigh of relief. With Lu Yun not having noticed that woman was herself, things were now much easier. She casually added, "Don't worry, Aunt isn't someone who forgets things—she won't speak out of turn. Did you see the old stubborn man come and then leave the orchard?"
"No, I climbed out and reached the top."
The scene in the orchard replayed in Lu Yun’s mind, and he managed a smile, saying, “I saw the village head being chased around the entire orchard by the old man’s big hound dog, while that woman remained absolutely calm, standing still beneath a tree.” Li Lihua was nearly crying—how could she be calm? She had been completely startled by the old man’s big, suave hound dog. With her eyes closed, she hadn’t moved at all, and not only had the dog licked her once, but the old man himself took the opportunity to linger and gently press against her. The only thing that made her feel relieved was that Lu Yun hadn’t seen her at all—he simply didn’t know she was the woman. If he had noticed, she would have been in serious trouble. Lu Yun watched the shifting expressions on Li Lihua’s face, smiled to himself, and said, “The old man is truly nothing short of disgraceful. He sends his big hound dog to chase away the village head, yet he himself holds onto that woman. What a shame—so old, and yet still managing to make a move.”
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