Chapter 653: The Petite Attendant and Her Bust in Action Main Content of Chapter 653: The Petite Attendant and Her Bust in Action As Wu Dan finished speaking, Lu Yun burst out laughing. This is the textual content of Chapter 653 of "Rural Beauty 653." (From Novel Website) Wu Dan asked curiously, "Cloud Brother, what's so funny? Did I say something wrong?" Lu Yun laughed for a while before finally stopping, gasping, "No, nothing is wrong. It's not that I'm eating you—it's that you're eating me." Although Wu Dan hadn't personally experienced such a situation, she had learned some basics about human anatomy from her biology textbooks, and it was clear that such a scenario was typically favorable to men. Lu Yun smiled and said, "Think about the relationship between concave and convex—what happens when you complement them?" Wu Dan blinked her bright, lively eyes, concentrating deeply, and suddenly blushed, becoming shy and silent. Lu Yun saw Wu Dan低头沉默, knowing instantly that she had finally awakened. A quiet smile played on her lips as she continued, "Think of a concave shape as a small mouth, and a convex one as a candy stick. When you put the candy stick in your mouth—does the mouth eat the candy stick, or does the candy stick eat the mouth?" Wu Dan blushed, "I don't know." Lu Yun laughed heartily, "Of course you know! You just didn't feel comfortable saying it out loud, which is why I just said, 'you eat me,' to make it simple and clear." Wu Dan huffed, "You're full of evil thoughts—how on earth did you come up with these? Just thinking about it makes me feel embarrassed." "Well, every man has a few little schemes tucked away in his heart. And someone as brilliant as me? I'm certainly one of the best. It's nothing unusual for me to occasionally drop some truly out-of-the-ordinary lines." Lu Yun looked utterly self-satisfied, completely unbothered by the modesty of her remarks. Wu Dan knew she wouldn't win the argument against Lu Yun, so she only hoped he would loosen his hold soon. Being held like this, with that thing pressing against her, made her quite embarrassed. Yet Lu Yun had no intention of letting go of her at all—even if he couldn't start eating right away, simply enjoying the feel of her soft body pressed against his was a pleasant alternative. Time passed quietly, and eventually the awkward firmness behind her disappeared. Wu Dan breathed a sigh of relief in her heart; if this continued much longer, she wasn't sure she could endure it. "Lu Yun, please let me go," she said softly, her face flushed. "I need to go to the bathroom." Lu Yun was momentarily stunned—this was indeed a good way to escape. No matter how much he wanted to tease her, he couldn't stop her from going. He released his arms and said, "Alright, but don't run off." Wu Dan finally regained her freedom, gave Lu Yun a look that could only be described as dramatic, and smiled, "I won't. I'll even wash your clothes later." "Speaking, she took a handkerchief from the bed and hurried out of the room, rushing toward the bathroom. Wu Dan wasn't actually in urgent need of using the restroom—she had been repeatedly disturbed by Lu Yun several times, and her area had long since become a constant issue. If she didn't clean it up, she truly feared she'd end up wetting her pants. Lu Yun, meanwhile, idly sat on the chair, thinking about Wu Dan's flushed, bashful face, and a gentle smile naturally formed on his own. Wu Dan, if she grew a bit more over the next few years, would surely surpass Si Ma Xinrou in grace and poise! After wiping herself shyly, Wu Dan returned to the room to find Lu Yun already dozing off on the chair. She intended to wake him up so he could comfortably sleep on the bed, but hesitated, fearing she might disturb him or that he might be playing some little trick on her. With a soft smile, she picked up the clothes she and Lu Yun had exchanged and went out to the courtyard to wash them. After a long time of fussing with Li Lianghua, Lu Yun had grown a bit tired and drifted off to sleep, only to find himself dreaming of Lin Shu's delicate, tear-streaked face—her cheeks like pear blossoms. Lin Shu sat beside him, softly weeping while gently speaking to him, but Lu Yun couldn't make out a single word. In a hurry, he reached toward her mouth to listen more closely, only to stumble and fall to the ground with a soft *plink*, suddenly waking up. At the very moment his eyes opened, he was struck by Wu Dan's surprised expression—she was staring at him, clearly wanting to say something but unable to find the words. Rubbing his bottom as he pushed himself up, Lu Yun stretched his lips and said, "Dan Dan, how did I end up sleeping?" Wu Dan shook her head. "I came back from the bathroom and found you already asleep. Seeing how peacefully you were sleeping, I didn't want to wake you up. But when I just finished washing the clothes and walked in, you suddenly fell to the ground, muttering someone's name. This content is the text from Chapter 653 of 'Rural Beauty in Her Prime.' Lu Yun frowned slightly, recalling the dream carefully. It seemed clear now—he had indeed called out Lin Shu's name. A bit embarrassed, he said, 'Dan Dan, did I call your name?' Wu Dan immediately shook her head. 'No, it was something like 'Lin'—I didn't catch the rest. And you kept saying things like 'I need to save you.' Cloud Brother, did you dream that you had become a world-saving hero, or perhaps you were going to rescue your Snow White from the dragon king's hands?" Lu Yun was stunned—this girl truly had an exceptional ability to make connections. She managed to deduce all these details just from his vague, incoherent murmurs about his dreams. It seemed she had been deeply affected by those ghostly fairy tales. The only thing that gave Lu Yun some peace was that Wu Dan hadn’t clearly heard him call out Lin Shu’s name. Otherwise, if she pressed him, he’d have a hard time explaining himself. Lu Yun chuckled, impressed by Dan Dan's genuine consideration for others. Shaking her head, she said, "Alright, let them three play. We'll chat among ourselves. Come here, give me a hug—just now, I watched you fall to the ground and didn't even get up to help. As punishment, I'll have you kiss me for ten minutes!" Wu Dan suddenly flashed a mischievous smile, quite different from her usual expression. She whispered mysteriously, "I didn't have time!" Lu Yun was stunned! Wu Dan smiled and explained, "Brother Yun, when I came in, I heard you talking in your sleep and approached you to listen. But I hadn't quite caught your mood yet—suddenly, you grabbed me by the chest! I was so startled that I stepped back, completely unable to help you. You won't mind, will you?" Lu Yun rubbed her temples, amazed—she had clearly intended to approach Lin Shu in her dreams to listen to her, yet in reality, she had unexpectedly performed a gentle chest-to-chest moment with Dan Dan. What a fair fall! ... Country Beauty No. 653, Main Text No. 653 – Updates for Xiao Xi and her bust are now complete!