Chapter 671: The Village Head and Yin Zhi?
Two cotton balls were clamped firmly by tongs, slightly swollen now. After releasing Li Lianghua, the woman gradually regained her courage. As the numbness and tingling in her arms eased, she immediately used her fingers to grasp one of them each, complaining, "You brat! How you treated me—do you usually treat your third aunt this way?" As soon as she spoke, Li Lianghua realized she had said something wrong. To Land Yun, his third aunt was now his sore spot; by bringing it up again so boldly, she had surely courted disaster. She watched Land Yun anxiously, fearing he might grow angry and rebind her. Though she now knew how to use the tongs, she had yet to experience the screwdriver or the long needle. Please, dear boy, don’t torment me any further. This content is the chapter text from the novel "Rural Beauty 671."
Lu Yun didn't get upset; instead, he simply smiled gently. "Lianhua Aunt, the way I've treated you is merely so that you might feel more comfortable. Didn't you feel any pleasure at all just now?" Li Lianhua's heart skipped a beat. To be honest, if it hadn't been for her deep fear, the two women caught by the tiger clamps actually did feel quite some sensation. Glancing at Lu Yun with a scolding look, Li Lianhua asked, "Where did you learn all these methods of tormenting people? Didn't you pick them up from Lin Shu before?" From the time Lu Yun left until he returned, he had swiftly gathered ropes and tools—within such a short span, only one possibility existed: he must have gone to Er-Tu-zi's house. Based on the way Lu Yun treated her, the rumor that Er-Tu-zi enjoyed tormenting women seemed very likely to be true. Goodness! If that were the case, then Lin Shu must have been suffering no end of hardships!
Li Lianghua thought of how every day she had to be tied up with ropes, pried and manipulated between two towering mountains with tongs, and her body suddenly shivered, a cold, spine-tingling sensation sweeping through her. "Lianghua Aunt, you don't need to worry about that—just tell me about the village head's romantic affairs," Lu Yun chuckled. To extract useful information from Li Lianghua, he had come close to her, and now they lay pressed tightly together. Li Lianghua's pale body was gently held in Lu Yun's single arm, and a sense of warmth and tingling spread through her heart. Seeing Lu Yun's stern expression fade, she felt relieved and leaned into his embrace, reaching down to stroke the fire stick, then recounted the village head's romantic escapades in full detail. As Li Lianghua finished speaking, Lu Yun silently gasped—he realized now that the village head had indeed managed to win over nearly all the women in the village.
"Oh, Lu Yun, the village head once mentioned to me something about his relationship with his younger sister-in-law, Yin Zhi—did he?" Li Lianghua felt her whole body warm from the sudden surge of emotion, her words now slightly blurred. Her cheeks were flushed crimson, and her eyes, misty with warmth, gazed at Lu Yun, as if she were about to whisper, "I want to."
Lu Yun was thrilled and urged, "Lianhua Aunt, is this truly happening? Don't you dare fool me!"
At that moment, where was Lianhua's heart to deceive Lu Yun? The fox den had been stirred up by Lu Yun's fingers, three fingers deep, and she had long been eager to finish speaking so that Lu Yun's fire staff could soon enter the den and strike the little fox inside.
"Why should I deceive you? The village headmaster himself told me this. If you don't believe me, go ask Yinzhi right now—whether this is true or not. Just don't say I told you, or else I'll have no good days ahead. This content is from Chapter 671 of 'Rural Beauty's Romance.'" Even in her enchanted state, Lianhua remembered to remind Lu Yun to keep her own distance.
Lu Yun nodded, pressing his fingers deeper into the fox's hole with greater effort. Seeing Li Lianghua's dazed and entranced expression, he knew exactly what she needed most. Without further words, he pressed his thumb firmly against the red fruit outside the fox's opening.
Li Lianghua gasped, her body suddenly arching, and a stream of water burst out, dripping steadily down Lu Yun's arm and landing on the quilt, soaking a large patch instantly.
That was just a simple press—and she had already urinated! Clearly, she had been holding it in for a long time. Lu Yun lifted his finger, shook his arm, then placed it gently at the edge of Li Lianghua's lips, smiling playfully. "Lianghua Aunt, come here and smell what it smells like."
Li Lianghua blushed deeply, glared at Lu Yun, and snapped, "You nuisance! Stop teasing me—what else could it smell like besides urine? Don't you dare stay here and just keep your feet on the bed!"
Lu Yun chuckled, "Lianghua Aunt, now you're comfortable, aren't you? It seems you don't like big sticks—you prefer having fingers pressing on you."
"Nonsense! Just a moment ago, you were the one making me all the way, pressing without even giving me a word of warning. I was completely unprepared. Look at this—this whole bed is soaked. If anyone sees it, they'll think I've wet the bed!" Li Lianghua felt her body go weak as the stream of urine flowed out, as though drained of strength, her limbs suddenly soft and heavy, unwilling to move.
Lu Yun grinned, "Then let it be—wet the bed, so what? Everyone has done it. When people see it, just tell them it was me who made the bed wet—done and dusted!"
Li Lianghua gave a light, gentle smile. "You talk so casually, but if I actually say it out loud, don't you think my younger brother will chop me into pieces with a cleaver right here? Alright, hurry down and wash up. I'll take off the sheets and hang them outside to dry." Though she didn't want to move, the two large white sheets pressed firmly against her body made her terribly uncomfortable. After speaking, she pushed Land Yun gently. Land Yun, still holding his fingers up to his mouth, had water droplets dripping from them, and a rather unpleasant odor. After pushing him aside, she stood up straight, supporting herself in front of him. Land Yun looked at the steady stream of water dripping from Li Lianghua's fingers and suddenly smiled. "Mistress Li, isn't my finger more like a staff than a mere stick? Otherwise, how could you react so strongly? And before, when I used the staff, you didn't seem so excited, did you?"
Li Liānhuā felt utterly weak, just wanting to change the sheets and then snuggle against Lu Yún's chest, telling him about the village head and Yín Zhī...
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