Mai Cuihua was silently fuming, while Lu Yun paid no attention at all—just a little too close, and his own manhood had nearly been bitten off by the very woman who was so diligently serving him right in front of him. By the time Mai Cuihua saw Lu Yun still couldn’t come up with any good ideas, she grew determined, snapped her teeth, and gave him a firm, powerful thrust—right on the spot. Then she spat out, glaring fiercely at him as if she felt deeply wronged, having labored so hard all day without receiving a single reward.
Lu Yun was sweating profusely, his face twisted and distorted, and he looked at Ma Cuihua in confusion, asking, "Have you been thinking about this for a long time now? Have you not come up with anything yet? Are you deliberately playing games with me?"
Ma Cuihua replied angrily, "You've been thinking about this for a long time—how long now? And still haven't figured it out? Are you really just making things up on purpose?"
Lu Yun groaned, enduring the kind of pain only men know, and said, "I've already figured it out—now that you bit me again, I've completely forgotten what it was."
"You keep going on, you think I really can't see through your tricks? You're just holding a grudge against me for all those times I chased you around, resenting me ever since. Now you're out to get even." By now, Ma Cuihua had finally caught on. Lu Yun, this persistent young man, had always been full of surprises when he was with the women—of course, some of those 'surprises' were undoubtedly just Shen Fen showing off to her. But Ma Cuihua couldn't help feeling deeply resentful. After all, it was she who had been the one connecting Lu Yun with so many women. Now, with Lu Yun getting involved with other women, he had completely forgotten about her.
Ma Cuihua felt that her bite had been too gentle. She truly ought to have gone all out and snapped Lu Yun's root of misfortune right off. After all, she hadn't eaten breakfast—why not have him as her breakfast instead?
With that thought, her eyes settled firmly on the spot
Lu Yun was momentarily at a loss for words. Ma Cuihua wasn’t entirely wrong—he had indeed been so absorbed in her delicate attentions that his mind had short-circuited, and he’d come up with the idea of using corn cobs, which Ma Cuihua probably wouldn’t agree to. “Heh, Cuihua auntie, I’ve just remembered now—though I’m not sure if you’ll be willing to give it a try,” Lu Yun now found himself reduced to talking only about corn cobs. Otherwise, with Ma Cuihua’s eyes blazing, she’d absolutely match a man in strength. Right now, Ma Cuihua was nearly on the verge of being overwhelmed, almost having to force herself on Lu Yun. Hearing Lu Yun mention a new idea, her heart leapt with delight, and she smiled warmly, saying, “Go on, tell me what it is—I’ll take a look. If it’s too extreme, you might as well just let me go before I suffer too much.” Ma Cuihua had now grown more seasoned—she didn’t rush to agree, instead asking first what the plan was, so as not to end up with something utterly humiliating from Lu Yun. At this moment,
The corn kernels on top haven't fully developed yet—they're uneven and just right for that purpose. I'm certain that if I push this whole corn cob into your Water Curtain Cave, it'll feel more comfortable than my own stick." As soon as Lu Yun snapped off the corn cob, Mai Cuihua already sensed that this persistent young man intended to use the cob as a pretense. Fortunately, there weren't any eggplants or cucumbers nearby; otherwise, he'd surely pile in a whole host of vegetables and crops beneath himself. Shaking her head, Mai Cuihua said to Lu Yun, "This won't do at all. I'm not going to play along with this!"
Lu Yun furrowed his brow, saying, "Cuihua aunt, this is already the best plan I could think of. Didn't Shenfen aunt tell you? When I used to play with her and Xiuying aunt, we used the dogtail grass—its power you've already witnessed. Now, after all the hard work I've put into coming up with a new idea, you've outright rejected it. What a fragile heart I have!"
Lu Yun chuckled, saying, "Cuihua Aunt, what time is it now? How could I possibly find time to deceive you? If you'd like, go ask Shufen Aunt—when we played with them, did we really only use the dogtail grass? I'm sure they wanted to use the corn cobs, but I wouldn't let them have them at all."
"Listening to Lu Yun's sincere words, Ma Cuihua's doubts vanished entirely. Yet she also knew that Lu Yun's statements contained some exaggeration. Still, there was one thing she firmly believed—Shu Feng and Xiuing's waterfall cave had not been pushed into by Lu Yun's corn stalks, otherwise he wouldn't have paused for so long, only to offer a method he had already mentioned earlier. Watching Lu Yun holding the corn stalk in his hands, Ma Cuihua felt a flutter in her heart, and giggled softly, playfully saying, 'You stubborn boy, I believe you this time. But if I ever catch you deceiving me, hah! I'll shove this corn stalk right up your backside and burst your菊花!' (Burst one's菊花) Lu Yun suddenly felt a chill run through his body—this woman was indeed fierce, wanting to burst his菊花! Fortunately, she wasn't a man; otherwise, he'd definitely be turned into a male partner today... Rural Beauty 741, Main Text 741. Courage to deceive—consequences to be borne. Updated!"