Country Beauty No. 744, Main Text No. 744 – Protein-Rich Lu Yun was thinking about how to position the water beetle precisely at Ma Cuihua’s full, lush area, when suddenly he heard Ma Cuihua shout out. Upon realizing the streak of water, she found herself too late to dodge—splashed right in the face by the water jet, sticky and smelling faintly of scratchiness. The water now coated Lu Yun’s entire face and head. “Giggling, you smelly kid—how does it taste?” Ma Cuihua watched Lu Yun's disheveled appearance and couldn't help laughing, clearly delighted with her sudden surprise attack on him. Lu Yun dropped the corn cob he was holding and shook his head vigorously, saying, "Not bad at all—actually, it was quite overpowering. I thought I'd pass out from the smell!" Upon hearing this, Ma Cuihua grew concerned and protested, "Is it really that bad? Don't men always make us women eat their stuff, claiming it's rich in protein? If that's the case, then our women's food should also have some benefits—especially in strengthening you, Lu Yun, in the vital aspects, like vitality and vigor!" "Vigor? Pfft! What a joke! It's absolutely revolting. And all the while, he's talking about it with such dignity. The stuff is sticky, wet, and clings to my hair—no matter how hard I shake my head, it won't come off. If I go home now, my third aunt and uncle will surely notice and ask about it." "Uncle Chengshan, Ma Cuihua, if your drink truly strengthens vitality, then he must have had it often. Yet I haven't seen Lu Yun gave her a cold look and said, "Can you still speak coherent sentences?" "Another statement that sounded like a slap to the face. Ma Cuihua frowned and said, 'How can you speak so rudely? Don't you fear that your mouth will develop sores and your tongue will rot away?' Lu Yun glanced at her and replied, 'Then, by all means, tell me what you wanted to say. Let me see if you can actually spit out ivory—so I don't end up mistaking a good person for someone with dog's teeth.' Ma Cuihua grew increasingly agitated and said, 'I'm telling you to go ask your Shu Fen aunt whether your Chengshan uncle is any better than the other men in the village.' Lu Yun was stunned. He hadn't expected Ma Cuihua, in her anger, to say such a thing. He immediately moved close to her, astonished, 'Cuihua aunt, are you going mad? How can I possibly find out whether Chengshan uncle is impressive by asking Shu Fen aunt? It's useless!' As he spoke, he suddenly realized something and quickly asked, 'Could it be—could it be that Chengshan uncle and Shu Fen aunt...?' Ma Cuihua sighed and said, 'How dramatic! Since I could manage to get Sh "Mai Cuihua, have you also been taken by my uncle Cheng Lin?" Since Ma Shufen could be handled by Lu Chengshan, it was only natural that Ma Cuihua would fall to Cheng Shan's brother, Cheng Lin. Ma Shufen nodded without hesitation. "Yes, otherwise how would I know that Uncle Chengshan is better than other men?" She then glanced at Lu Yun. "Even if he's so good, what good is it doing? It seems as though all the men here have been cursed..." She sighed softly, her heart clearly saddened, and fell silent. Lu Yun smiled. "Cuihua aunt, don't worry—look, I'm still here." Upon hearing this, Ma Cuihua looked at Lu Yun and said, "You're truly a troublemaker. I can't figure out how you've always been so strong. With your current momentum, don't you think you're going to sweep through all the young women and wives in the village?" "Without waiting for Lu Yun to speak, Ma Cuihua stepped in to add, 'As long as you've got that big stick, any woman who's tasted your charm will be like flies buzzing around you—constantly circling you. I've even been drawn to you, and now I simply can't muster any interest in your brother-in-law, Shan Shi.' Lu Yun smiled proudly, 'That's not entirely my fault—after all, it's your preference. When I grow up, I intend to build a grand harem full of beautiful women. When I'm not busy, I'll just... hehe.' Seeing Lu Yun's pride beginning to border on arrogance, Ma Cuihua reached out and gently squeezed his erect member, then scoffed, 'Stop acting so fancy! You're just a poor country boy—do you really think you can live like a king? Cut out the daydreams!' Lu Yun winced under the pressure, opening his mouth in pain. 'Cuihua aunt, please stop! Just now you bit me—my whole body aches! I'm going to wash my face—I'm practically being scratched to death!' Saying this, he ignored Ma Cuihua's murderous gaze and walked toward the water channel