Miss from the countryside, Chapter 785: Which one among you wants to kiss my mouth? Chapter 785: Which one among you wants to kiss my mouth? While disregarding Lu Yun's劝阻, Tie Xinlan stepped straight out of the room, heading for the mud-built toilet in the southwest corner of the courtyard to flush. As she just stepped out the door, she faintly sensed a somewhat awkward gaze fixed upon her, scanning her surroundings. After taking a moment to observe, she noticed only a faint, soft sound of "puffing" coming from the west wall—no other unusual signs. Upon hearing Lu Yun's footsteps approaching from behind, she didn't hesitate, and began walking toward the toilet. *w.aoshu8.* This content is the text of Chapter 785 of "Miss from the countryside."
"Xinlan Sister" Lu Yun called out from behind, but Tie Xinlan's pace grew even more swift—within just a few steps, she drifted several meters away, floating effortlessly without touching the ground at all. Lu Yun frowned. If she didn’t break into a run, she didn’t know how many glimpses of her sister’s charms the second son of the Wang family would get. When Lu Yun first noticed something unusual about Tie Xinlan upon her exit from the house, she hadn’t yet turned to face him. Now, as Tie Xinlan was about to enter the outhouse, Lu Yun grew anxious and burst forward, shouting, "Wait for me—I’ll join you!"
"Lu Yun hummed softly, turned around, yet his entire heart remained fixed on Tie Xinlan. Listening to the rustling sounds of her undressing behind him, Lu Yun felt an irresistible itch—longing to immediately turn back and watch every subtle movement of Tie Xinlan in detail. But as soon as he thought of her firm palm, which had so often driven away his impulses, that urge faded away. While the sight was important, his life came first—only after ensuring his safety could he truly enjoy the quiet moments with Tie Xinlan and the well she’d been so careful to keep private. "Don't look!" Tie Xinlan warned. Lu Yun replied, "Miss Xinlan, please rest assured—I've promised not to look, and I'll absolutely not glance even once."
Like someone's there?
Lu Yun faintly heard a series of hurried breaths coming from the other side, immediately becoming alert and peering through the hole in the wall toward Wang’s bathroom.
Good heavens! As soon as Lu Yun saw what was going on, his temper flared up—he nearly wanted to slap the wall down and crush the young Wang boy to death.
Just as Lu Yun was about to remove his underpants, he suddenly noticed Lu Yun turning around, though not looking directly at him. As long as he slightly tilted his head, everything private would be exposed to the young man. Just as she was about to scold him, Lu Yun also sensed the faint breathing from the other side and then saw Lu Yun bending down to peer through the small hole in the wall—immediately understanding what was happening.
Shame surged instantly in her heart. As she opened her mouth to scold, Lu Yun turned to look at her, his index finger pressed to his lips, making a clear gesture for silence.
Lu Yun was utterly surprised—she couldn’t understand what he wanted to do.
Lu Yun chuckled, damn it! Wang’s second son always liked to secretly watch women’s bodies—well, today he’d get to taste Lu Yun’s urine.
Wang La'er, flushed with desire, had just been enjoying half the spring scenery when the most blood-drawing scene that was expected never materialized. How could he be content? He stared wide-eyed, trying to make sense of what had gone wrong—how the woman, urgently needing to use the restroom, ended up wearing her clothes. His one eye nearly pressed against the wall, yet he saw nothing but the graceful, long legs of the stunning beauty. Nothing else. Now, Wang La'er felt regretful—why hadn't he enlarged that small hole in the wall back then?
Although the small holes in the wall weren't very large, they were certainly no small feat—perhaps the second son of the Wang family had climbed over. Regardless, the hole grew progressively larger as it penetrated into Lu Yun's thatched outhouse. Wang's second son, who had been growing increasingly frustrated at missing the show, suddenly found himself blocked as if by something solid, his vision turning completely black. Before he could react, a powerful jet of water surged out, directly striking the cow's eye he had pressed against the wall. "Oh my!" The stinging sensation of urine in his eyes caused him to gasp in pain. "For heaven's sake, Wang's second son, isn't my urine quite fragrant? Come here, press your stinky mouth against mine—I'll give you a proper taste of it!" Upon hearing the cries from the other side, Lu Yun knew his attack had succeeded and burst into laughter. Iron Xinlan, hearing Lu Yun's laughter and words, turned around to see him skillfully maneuvering his spear, continuously directing a steady stream of urine through the small hole. "Lu Yun, what have I done to offend you? You've played me a trick! I'm coming right over to settle this with you!"
Lu Yun’s kick was no light one—he sent Wang Er sprawling to the ground, desperately rubbing his eyes that had been blurred by the sudden impact. Lying there, Wang Er shouted, “Man! Lu Yun, you dare hit me?” He yelled, trying to rise, only to be knocked down again by Lu Yun’s foot. Each time he managed to get up, he was kicked once more. After several kicks, Wang Er grew wiser, lying flat on the ground, gasping, “You little brat—when I can see again, I’ll make you pay!”
“I’ll give your mother a good scolding!”
“Which one of you wants to give me a mouthful? The one above, or the one below?”
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