Country Beauty 795, Main Text 795, Chapter 795: Huázi Gets Impatient "Iron-hearted Lan scolded, to which Lu Yun quickly took the beer from her hands and joked, 'How could I dare? Now every man in the village knows you're a celestial daughter. If I keep teasing you, I'll surely be crushed into pulp by the village men!' 'You still claim you haven't been teasing me? That's just plain ridiculous!' Lan exclaimed with a delicate scolding, chasing after Lu Yun who had already taken off running. 'Wait a moment, Lu Yun—why haven't you gone to school?' "Just as Land Yun arrived at the doorstep, he heard a soft, delicate voice. He paused, turned around, and there stood the one known for her sharp tongue. Land Yun smiled and said, 'I have a few matters at home—I'll be taking two days off.' The sharp-tongued woman approached Land Yun and glanced at Tian Xinlan standing beside him, saying, 'This is the goddess the village men have spoken of. Indeed, she looks like a true celestial being. Land Yun, you truly have good fortune!' Tian Xinlan felt uneasy at the sharp-tongued woman's tone and said to Land Yun, 'I'll go in first,' then entered the courtyard alone. 'Oh, you can't just keep that sharp-tongued attitude, can you? Even your teacher is embarrassed!' Land Yun frowned. The sharp-tongued woman chuckled, 'What's wrong? Are you feeling sorry for me? During the weekend holidays, you never came to see me—didn't you know we were all waiting for you? You just played around and then completely forgot us!' “Lu Yun heard the sharp-tongued, unreserved way she spoke, her voice loud and clear, and quickly interjected, ‘Why are you so loud? Do you want the whole village to know that I’ve been giving you the cold shoulder?’ ‘You never came to my place over the weekend—didn’t even stop by for a visit. Didn’t you know you were supposed to stay at my place for two days? Very well, then—I’ll come to you in the evening. We’ll enjoy ourselves properly.’ With her sharp gaze fixed firmly on Lu Yun’s lower body, as if she already intended to lay him flat and fulfill her duty to the nation’s population growth. Lu Yun felt increasingly uneasy under her intense stare. In the evening, she still had to attend to Grandma Wang—where would she find time for anything with the sharp-tongued woman? Even if she had time, who knew when Wang Hehui and his family might arrive? How could she possibly leave her sister Xinlan at home while she herself went off to enjoy a good time?” "I have something to attend to in the evening, so I'll talk about it when I have time," Lu Yun said, lifting his beer to head into the courtyard. "What's going on? Isn't it because you're rushing to feed that celestial daughter of yours in the evening?" The sharp-tongued woman reached out to stop Lu Yun, her tone dripping with acidity so potent it could suffocate ten oxen. Lu Yun shook his head and offered a wry smile, "What are you thinking? She's my teacher. My family has a matter at home, and she's come to assist. Don't go off on a tangent—don't let her hear you talking, or she'll surely storm off at you." The sharp-tongued woman replied with nonchalance, "What's so bad about her storming off? Do you think I'm afraid of her? I've been planning this stick for a long time now. Since we've met, I've made up my mind to give it a try—how much time will it take you? I can just manage to keep it in reserve during our time together, and save your essence for when I return to her." She firmly believed that Lu Yun and Iron Xinlan shared a special Besides the lively things between men and women, the sharp-tongued woman couldn't think of any other reason. Lu Yun frowned, saying, "Sharp-tongued woman, I'm warning you again—pay attention to your words. If my teacher hears you, she'll be furious. Don't think you're just a woman; even if the entire village's men gather together, they might not stand a chance against her." Hearing how terrifying this sounded, the sharp-tongued woman was stunned, asking, "Could it really be true? Does this girl really have the power to knock out a large hole in a brick wall over a foot thick with just one palm strike?" Lü Yun saw the expression on Daozi's face and was quite satisfied, nodding with a smile and saying, "Of course. If you don't believe me, come over to my place—Huazǐ Uncle is currently fixing the hole on the wall." Daozi had indeed been skeptical about the village men's stories, and it was precisely because of this matter that she had come over to see it for herself. Lü Yun's words exactly matched her expectations, so she nodded without hesitation and followed him into the house. As they walked, Lü Yun whispered, "Just don't speak too much—my teacher is quite gentle, but if she gets annoyed, no one will escape unscathed." While speaking, they had already reached the courtyard. Lü Yun pointed toward the toilet and said, "Go check it out yourself—there are two large holes, both made by my teacher using the palm of her hand." Daozi nodded hesitantly and headed toward the outhouse. Just then, Huazi stepped out, having just finished using the toilet and still tying his belt. Seeing Daozi suddenly appear in the courtyard, he was momentarily surprised, then offered a somewhat awkward smile and said, "How did you end up here?" "Cutting my words, I chuckled and said, 'How could I possibly not come? I'm here to see that wall, which the fairy must have knocked out with her palm!' 'Uncle Hua, she doesn't believe it,' said Lu Yun, calling out to Hua as he walked toward the main room, holding a bottle of beer. 'She's already bought the food and drinks—once she's seen it, she can come in and have a meal and a drink.' 'Still standing there? Don't just stand around—hurry and show me!' Seeing Lu Yun enter the house, the sharp-tongued woman urged Hua. Hua looked unusually awkward upon seeing her, as though there were something unspoken between them. After a short 'Ah!' he turned and led the way into the bathroom. 'That's exactly where the two big holes are—truly, I never thought a young woman could exert such strength...' Hua pointed to the two holes on the wall, but before he could finish, the sharp-tongued woman interrupted softly, smiling, 'You're not bad yourself, Hua.' Hua was momentarily stunned, then blushed and said, 'Xiu Ping, "If my wife finds out, she'll definitely file for divorce," said the man with a sharp tongue, chuckling. "You're so startled—what did I say, exactly? Why are you so tense?" Hua wiped the sweat from his forehead, forcing a smile. "No, I'm not nervous. Not at all..." The more he insisted he wasn't nervous, the more sweat seemed to pour from his forehead, as if it would never stop, no matter how hard he tried to wipe it away. The sharp-tongued man reached into his pocket, pulled out a handkerchief, and, lifting his arm, helped Hua wipe the sweat from his face, laughing. "You still say you're not nervous? Look at you now—just like a sweating bucket!" Hua felt awkward, wanting to pull away but his feet wouldn't listen. His eyes lowered, and by coincidence, they landed on the pale expanse of fabric revealed at the collar of the sharp-tongued man. A surge of warmth rushed through his body, and the sweat on his face flowed even faster. "Where should I look? Am I not being honest?" "Her sharp tongue gave a little scolding, yet she straightened her chest, as if the pale hue on her bosom were about to break free from her clothes and leap into Hua Zi's eyes. Hua Zi, hearing this, hurriedly turned his face aside, blushing furiously and said, 'Xiu Ping, I didn't mean anything at all. I didn't—look, did you finish? If you have, then let's go inside. Lu Yun's still waiting.' Seeing Hua Zi's flustered expression, the sharp-tongued woman deliberately teased him, chuckling softly, 'You've seen it, haven't you? Yet you still won't admit it. How very lacking in the courage of a true man! Didn't you blush like this back then?" "Xiu Ping, won't you mind not bringing up that matter anymore? I've already done everything I could think of, and you promised not to mention it. Yet here we are today... " Hua Zi felt deeply regretful. He had absolutely no right to have gone to the Liang family's house for help—his very presence there had led to the very incident he now regretted. What troubled him even more was that every time he saw Liang, images of that very moment would flood his mind. Was it really true that the homegrown flowers never outshine the wild ones? Hua Zi secretly glanced at Liang, and as he caught sight of her proud, elevated chest, a flutter of emotion surged within him.