The Rural Beauty of 800, Main Text of 800, 800 cups without drunkenness, 800 chapters without drunkenness—uncompromisingly satisfying. Lu Yun finally understands what it means to be fully immersed, what it means to feel refreshed to the point of being able to go a mile without needing to stop. For the first time in over a decade, he realizes how incredibly comfortable urination can be. This content comprises the textual chapters of "The Rural Beauty of 800." Suddenly, inspiration strikes, and he recalls a quote from a character in a certain book—a once-evil figure who emerged from the valley of evil—on what the most satisfying experience of life is: —"To squat in the place where the five grains cycle." Lu Yun now deeply feels this truth. Yet, he also recognizes his own shortcomings. As he pushes the bird tube back into his pants, he reflects on himself: From now on, he must never let this person go silent again. But when it comes to doing things with women, if he simply closes his mouth, he can only imagine—how invincible he would then become! As long as his stamina holds up, what's so special about having three thousand consorts? He can easily conquer them all within a single night—there's no need for the emperors to have their consorts constantly jealous, quarreling, and scheming. That's not something Lu Yun would willingly see. "Xinlan, I can't drink any more. If I keep going, Huazǐ Uncle will surely say some drunken things—something that will surely bother you. Then, what will I do?" Lu Yun said, somewhat at a loss. Huazǐ had a habit: once he was drunk, he'd pour out every secret he'd been holding, as thoroughly as water from a bamboo tube into tofu. Of course, this only happened with close friends who truly trusted him. Although Hua Zi was honest and straightforward, he was still a strong, vigorous man—full of spirit and energy—so he naturally couldn’t help having that thought: “Oh, young fellow, don’t you think I might do something improper after I send you off?” Ti Xinlan lightly tapped Land Yun’s head and scolded him with a smile. Land Yun sighed and said, “Miss Xinlan, I’m not afraid of you. I’m afraid of Uncle Hua. When he’s drunk, he tends to lose his composure and might end up doing something awkward.” “Then you’ll just stay put, will you? Fine—then I’ll go myself. I don’t even need to know the way.” Saying this, Ti Xinlan stepped down the stairs. Seeing this determined attitude, Land Yun realized he had no choice but to go. He insisted, “I’ll go. I’ll go. Miss Xinlan, you go back to your room.” “That’s better. Do you still have money on you?” A faint smile played on Tie Xinlan's face, yet a subtle sorrow flickered in her eyes—a deep, unspoken pain that seemed to need release through the warmth of the wine. "Yes, there's more," Lu Yun pulled out the money and waved it in front of Tie Xinlan. "Go." After saying this, Tie Xinlan went straight back into her house. On her way to the convenience store, Lu Yun hurried along, silently praying that Hua Zi, her uncle, wouldn't make a fool of himself and say something out of place. Heartlan had treated him well, but that didn't mean she treated everyone the same—evidence from school was ample. Once the wine was brought back, Tie Xinlan's expression remained as usual, showing no sign of embarrassment. Lu Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief. He opened the beer, kept one bottle for himself, and passed the rest to Hua Zi and Tie Xinlan. The two seemed to be in full flow—glass after glass of beer went down. Hua Zi made several trips to the restroom, while Tie Xinlan sat still, steadily sipping her drinks, as if drinking plain cool water. Even with the volume, her stomach seemed to have room for it all "Chenlan withdrew her hand, smiled, and said, 'It's just internal energy and vital qi—nothing extraordinary at all. Once the time is right, I'll teach you step by step, and by then, you'll be able to drink a thousand cups without getting the least bit tipsy.' Lu Yun was overjoyed. This was getting more and more mysterious—many things he had only seen in wuxia novels and TV dramas were now unfolding right before his eyes. If he mastered these skills, he'd be unbeatable in intimate moments with women and utterly unstoppable when drinking with men. And when he encountered other extraordinary experiences in the future, wouldn't he then become a truly all-around, unbeatable person?" "Miss Chenlan, when can I start learning?" Lu Yun asked eagerly. "Once I finish handling this matter, I'll first teach you some basic breathing and circulation techniques. Then you can practice them at your own pace." As she spoke, the door creaked open, and Hua Zi staggered in. ... Rural Beauty 800, Main Text 800 – 'Drinking a Thousand Cups Without Tipsy' updated!