Country Beauty No. 806, Main Text No. 806 – Look at Your Gun, Chapter 806 – Look at Your Gun Lu Yun nodded and smiled, fully agreeing with Tie Xinlan’s words, yet in his heart he was thinking: If I don’t manage to infuse the essence into your body, the pleasure will surely be greatly diminished. "Have something on your mind?" Lu Yun seemed as though he hadn't heard Tie Xinlan's words at all, still immersed in his own thoughts. "Lu Yun..." Tie Xinlan waved her hand in front of his face, but seeing that he remained unresponsive, she grew irritated. She firmly pinched his nose and huffed, "What are you thinking about? Isn't it obvious that the male lead on TV is so masculine—you must be thinking of emulating him?" Lu Yun's nose ached painfully, and he quickly regained his composure, gasping, "Xinlan姐, let go! Please let go! My nosebone is about to crack!" Tie Xinlan gave a soft huff, firmly pinched him again, then released his delicate nose. Lu Yun's eyes watered with pain as he held his nose and looked up at Tie Xinlan, who was now scowling. "Xinlan姐, what's wrong? Why are you doing this to me?" "Hmph. You were so distracted just now—what were you thinking about?" "Fei Xinxian spoke with quiet dissatisfaction and asked loudly, 'What's there to think about...?' Lu Yun wanted to pass it off, determined not to let Fei Xinxian know about the matter between him and the Old Lady Wang. Before Lu Yun could finish speaking, Fei Xinxian gave a sniff and said, 'Stop deceiving me! Just now, your gaze kept flickering and then going blank—so often that I thought you were asleep with your eyes open. What are you hiding from me? Tell me now, or else...' The implication was clear: if Lu Yun didn't speak the truth, he would surely receive two good slaps. 'Miss Fei, when I delivered the Old Lady Wang home today, she said she wanted me to visit her at home tonight. I've been wondering all along whether or not I should go.' "Lu Yun saw that he couldn't avoid telling the truth anymore. To save his own head from a good beating, he honestly told Iron Xinlan what was on his mind, though he deliberately omitted the two most crucial matters. Iron Xinlan looked at Lu Yun and said, "Lu Yun, isn't it because I injured her son that you've summoned me tonight to discuss compensation?" “Lu Yun, you can’t go,” Lan was stunned by her own thoughts and spoke firmly to Lu Yun. “If there’s anything she wants to say, she can tell you here. If it really comes down to it, I’ll go with you. It’s my fault—I injured her. I can’t let them find fault with you.” Lu Yun was momentarily speechless. How could he possibly engage in such things with her when he didn’t even want her to see him holding a bird feeder? With a sigh, she shook her head, her face full of resignation: "Xinlan姐, the more you talk about it, the more afraid I become. I’d rather not go—what if the Old Lady Wang actually turns the situation around?" "Who knows? I think that old lady isn't ordinary. Though she's quite elderly, her figure is remarkably well-maintained—almost comparable to a woman in her thirties. What if, when she stands before you completely bare, you find yourself unable to control the part below your belt?" Lian, with a smile that was half-smiling, glanced at Lu Yun, her eyes naturally drifting toward the part of him that symbolized a man's authority. Lu Yun was stunned—this really could happen. This afternoon, Ms. Wang had already stripped off all her clothes and stood bare before him. The two large, gleaming breasts on her chest seemed well-maintained, and when pressed against his back, their remarkable elasticity was clearly felt. What intrigued Lu Yun was the book in Ms. Wang's hands. She claimed that as a child, she had always known that Lu Yun would grow up to have a towering, powerful staff—something entirely due to the book she held. What exactly did that book contain? Why would Ms. Wang risk her life to have it taken from her hands? "It's getting late now. You'd better go—don't forget to come back early!" Seeing Lu Yun still lost in thought, Tian Xinlan glanced at the clock on the wall and urged him repeatedly. "But you're alone at home. What if they come over...?" Lu Yun worried that once he left, he wouldn't know when he'd return. If the visitors were many, and if something unexpected happened to Tian Xinlan... "You'll be able to move around freely once I'm gone. After all, we're only separated by a wall. If anything happens on my side, you'll surely hear it." Tian Xinlan beamed confidently at Lu Yun. "Just a few ordinary young men. Don't worry so much. I can handle them all with one hand. Go now—don't act like an old lady, or you'll spoil my TV show!" After saying this, she pushed Lu Yun gently and settled back into her chair to continue watching the television. "Then I'll go right away," Lu Yun said, looking at Tian Xinlan intently absorbed in the TV. Tian Xinlan waved at him impatiently. "Go on, but don't keep me waiting too long!" The tone of her words carried a subtle hint Walking slowly toward the bamboo toilet, Lu Yun was mentally considering that after Wang's eldest son married and started his own household, the family now only remained with Wang the elder and his injured son Wang Er. With just these two elderly, frail, and ailing father and son, he didn't think they would pose any threat. As he was thinking, he had already reached the bamboo toilet. Looking at the large holes on the walls, which had been created by iron-hearted Lan's two slaps during the day, Lu Yun shook his head in resignation. Just as he stepped inside the old Wang family's toilet with one leg, a woman's voice suddenly came from within: "Is this Lu Yun?" Lu Yun’s heart leaped, and his entire body bristled with cold. Only when he steadied himself and glanced around under the faint moonlight did he notice a figure standing in the corner of the Wang family’s simple outhouse—someone whose build seemed to match that of the old lady. Lu Yun wiped the cold sweat that had suddenly broken out on his palms and took a step forward, offering a casual greeting. “How come you didn’t come sooner? I was almost ready to go find you,” the figure said. “Now it’s not too late, is it? But you—hiding here in the outhouse, you nearly scared the life out of me!” Lu Yun said, approaching the old lady and speaking softly. “Now, tell me—what exactly do you want?” The old lady smiled gently. “Didn’t I tell you earlier today? I just wanted to see your guns.” …… Rural Beauty 806, Main Text 806 — Your guns are now updated!