Miss Village Beauty Chapter 809, Chapter List, Chapter 809: Embarrassed, Furious, and Ultimately in Vain! {shkeju cm} Read novels at... Shukeju~ju & Chapter 809: Embarrassed, Furious, and Ultimately in Vain! The scene of a pig snout inserted into a bunch of green onions to pretend it's an elephant is the textual content of Chapter 809 of Miss Village Beauty. Ms. Wang, furious and embarrassed, had carefully planned a grand event that was effortlessly defused by Lu Yun—how could she possibly bear this? Tonight, she felt like she'd come home with nothing but a chicken thief who had not only stolen her eggs but also accidentally inserted a half-cut cucumber into her meal. You could at least leave a handle of the cucumber outside, so that when she felt uncomfortable, she could grasp it and gently twist it back and forth. But this half-cut cucumber was pushed right in, leaving her with no room to play or even to feel comfortable. "Lu Yun, are you deliberately making this difficult for me?" Ms. Wang glared at him. {hukeju co} Read novels at... Shukeju~ju! Lu Yun chuckled, "Don't say it so harshly—aren't you just a little bit unkind? Isn't it just that you've got plans to take advantage of me tonight, like an old ox feeding on tender grass? We're all in the same boat, after all—no one's going to claim the other isn't genuine." Wang Old Lady stared at Lu Yun and suddenly burst out laughing. "You, Lu Yun! I've been a romantic all my life—never once have I suffered such a loss. And now, here I am, falling for you, this young upstart!" As she finished speaking, her expression changed abruptly. She sprang to her feet, waving two large buns in the air, and coldly laughed at Lu Yun, "Since you're not willing to yield, then it's time for something firm!" Good heavens! Lu Yun snapped to attention, suddenly feeling a chill all over his body. He frowned, meeting Wang Old Lady's furious gaze, and tried to smile. "What? You still want to go hard on me? Do you really plan to force your way, like a conqueror, and make me your subordinate?" What a farce! A elderly lady having her scheme uncovered, now turns furious and tries to force herself on a little child—can there be anything more bizarre and unusual? This content is from Chapter 809 of "Rural Beauty." Observing the old lady's demeanor, it seemed she had some confidence. Land Yun, used to witnessing the most extraordinary events, felt a quiet sense of alertness. If this old lady were also a hidden master of exceptional skill, wouldn't she at least be able to make a few strong points? Then, Xinlan would surely come to rescue him from the web she'd set. {hukeju co} Visit the novel at... Book Keju! The precision of the diamond met the delicate work—each had their own thoughts, and for a while, one remained dressed, holding up a tent, while the other, beautifully shaped, stood bare in the light, fully revealing her form. They simply held their ground, with no other action. "You've never once yielded to me?" the old lady demanded sharply. "It's not that I don't care about you—I simply have no interest in you at all. How am I supposed to care about you, then? Do you expect me to act all tender and attentive in front of you, while secretly falling short in every way?" Lu Yun gazed at the Wang elder lady with calm composure. Though the situation seemed rather absurd, he found himself curious about the fact that the Wang elder lady now knew he had a truly valuable family connection. However, he didn't need to ask her himself—whenever she had something to say, she would naturally reveal it, especially that book, which had captured his great interest. Yet to Land Yun's surprise, Madame Wang was not the secluded master he had imagined—someone with extraordinary martial skills. But her subsequent actions left Land Yun utterly stunned. "Hmm... oh..." Madame Wang lay down again on the bed, gazing intently at the increasingly blush-inducing movements of Land Yun, murmuring softly and tenderly, "I never believed you could remain unmoved, could stay indifferent to me." With that, her boldness grew even more pronounced. Land Yun stood speechless—what exactly was she trying to convey? Was she attempting to seduce him? The scale of her boldness, however, seemed rather overwhelming. She had taken his body, like a segment of cucumber inserted into her waterfall-like cave, and firmly pressed him into her, without the slightest lubrication, right into her intimate space—yet he showed not a hint of discomfort, his face instead radiating profound satisfaction. The scene wasn't over yet. After stuffing the cucumbers, Old Mrs. Wang used one hand to guide them in and out through the small opening at the back, while with her right hand she gently parted the still delicate, pale gates of the Water Curtain Cave, fully revealing the cave entrance to Lu Yun. Lu Yun could even see the tender shoots quivering and trembling inside. This passage is from Chapter 809 of the novel "Rural Beauty." It appeared that Old Mrs. Wang had truly invested everything—she had summoned all her skills, determined to make Lu Yun comply. Yet she hadn't anticipated that Lu Yun wasn't a novice; though her actions had ignited intense passion, they fell short of the allure brought by Fei Xinlan's subtle expressions and gestures. Moreover, Mrs. Wang ought not to have resorted to things like five-spice powder to counteract Lu Yun! At that moment, the woman smiled gently and said, "I told you—just stop fussing about this. It's simply not something you can force. If you're still feeling restless, wait for your father to return and give him a chance to stir things up and calm your nerves. If that doesn't work, well, it's still early. Why not go find one of your old flings? Maybe you can manage to cool down just that way." Hearing this, Wang Old Lady was so stunned she began to doubt whether she had ever truly seen clearly. How could such a lively, engaging woman as herself fail to spark even a single spark in Lu Yun? She found herself questioning the very way he had managed to set up his tent. "Wait—what exactly is it that makes you so indifferent to me? Is my body really that unremarkable? That it fails to stir even the slightest sense of desire in you?" Seeing Lu Yun still unmoved, and gazing at him with such astonishment, she couldn't believe that after all the passionate gestures she had made, he still felt nothing at all. Lu Yun chuckled, "It's not entirely true. Honestly, your health and vitality are excellent, but no matter how well you take care of yourself, you're still a woman in her fifties. Whenever I have intimate moments with you, I always feel a bit uneasy—like I'm doing something guilty. My body just doesn't respond as well as it should." Wang Old Lady, utterly astonished, persisted, "Doesn't it matter that we're older? Can't we still do this?" Lu Yun sighed, helpless, "It's not that we can't—rather, you're like an old ox that wants to graze on fresh grass. But you've just picked the wrong pasture. I simply don't feel anything for you. No matter how beautiful you are, even ten times more so, I'll still say the same thing: age is the barrier that cannot be crossed between us." Wang Old Lady stared at Lu Yun, speechless, as if frozen in time. All the things I wanted to see have been seen. Lu Yun thought it was time to go back now. Getting off the bed, he said to Wang Old Lady, "If it weren't for your age, I'd really like to lay you flat and give you a proper, thorough treatment." ...Share Village Beauty 809, Chapter List, 809: Blushing and Furious, Only to Find It All in Vain! Updated!