The rural beauty, Chapter 814: The issue of the siblings recognizing each other as relatives, Chapter 814: The issue of the siblings recognizing each other as relatives. Young people these days truly have energy and drive. Hua Zi listened to the sounds coming from the room across the corridor, smiled softly, and took a sip of beer directly from the bottle, her mind instantly flashing back to the image of her usually sharp-tongued sister.
"Xiu Ping..." Hua Zi murmured, suddenly setting down the beer bottle she was holding, and then slapped herself hard across the left cheek. "Hua Zi, Hua Zi! You're truly shameless! With a wife so kind and dutiful at home, you're still having affairs outside—do you even deserve your wife and children? Do you deserve them at all?"
Hua Zi roared softly, his deep, rumbling voice echoing like thunder. Suddenly, he knelt down, clutching his hair and tearing at it with both hands. To his great embarrassment, a man of such stature broke into a soft, weeping cry... Meanwhile, at the other end, Lu Yun was utterly enchanted—his arms wrapped around the graceful, alluring Tie Xinlan. With a gentle thump, Tie Xinlan tossed a pillow at Lu Yun, only to find that the persistent man had cried out so loudly that, in a moment of urgency, she had to press her own mouth over his to silence him. Thus, she found herself caught in Lu Yun’s embrace, unable to free herself from his hold, yet afraid he would once again break into loud cries. Worse still, with Lu Yun’s body pressed firmly against her, his tent now squarely pressed into the soft space between her legs. Even a slight struggle sent waves of tingling sensation rushing through her body.
"How many times have you pressed me, and how forcefully you've been moving—how come I haven't said I can't take it?" Lu Yun blinked several times, thinking to himself. "That makes sense. Why haven't I heard Lin Lan say something like that when I was pressing on her? Is it possible that this woman is naturally more accustomed to being pressed by men, with a greater capacity to endure than men do?"
"Xinlan Sister, I can't breathe at all! You just get up and let me catch my breath first," no matter what, it's only proper to take a deep, comfortable breath. Tiedi Xinlan huffed, arms braced against the bed, deliberately doing a push-up that sent Lu Yun howling once again. "You're just pretending—you simply aren't used to being pressed beneath us women. If you want to do that kind of thing with me in the future, you'll have to be on the receiving end." Tiedi Xinlan slowly rose, smoothing out her slightly disheveled hair, her gaze on Lu Yun sharp as two knives, as if she wanted to plunge them straight into his heart. Lu Yun quickly sat up, took several deep, steady breaths, and deliberately ignored Xinlan's nearly murderous stare, fixing her eyes on Xinlan without blinking. After a while, he finally smiled and said, "Xinlan Sister, I know now what's going on!" "What do you mean, what's going on?"
"Tiexin Lan looked at Lu Yun with puzzlement. Lu Yun chuckled and pointed his finger at the chest of Tiexin Lan, speaking softly, "Because you women have two extra things that we men don't, the weight when pressed completely concentrates on those two soft, fluffy cotton balls—thus, we can't bear the pressure on our chests."
A complete farce. Absolutely a farce! Tiexin Lan glared at Lu Yun angrily, saying, "True enough—your grades haven't improved at all, but your ability to talk in circles has certainly grown even more impressive."
Lu Yun bowed gracefully to Tiexin Lan, smiling proudly, "Oh, please, please—everything is due to Heartlan's patient guidance. As the saying goes, 'a good teacher makes a good student.' I haven't let down Heartlan's sincere efforts in nurturing me."
Tiexin Lan stared at Lu Yun, dumbfounded. His lips were getting thinner and thinner, yet his sense of self-importance seemed to grow thicker and thicker. How could he manage to say such painfully awkward things? How had she ended up falling for this persistent, annoying young man?
Thinking about how she had ended up on the bed with such an unprincipled, rude fellow, Tian Xinlan felt a bit uncomfortable. She stared coldly at Lu Yun, who was smiling brightly at her, saying, "Stop flattery— I'm not buying your act." Lu Yun had missed the mark entirely; his compliments had landed squarely on his own hindquarters, and he was now being kicked for it. He collected himself, his smile fading, and said to Tian Xinlan, "Miss Xinlan, I'm telling you this sincerely. Since we've developed that connection, I've noticed that my younger brother—well, actually, I've noticed that both of us have become sharper and more assertive." "Are you just being stubborn?"
"Li Xinlan, a woman of iron will, waved her hand at Lu Yun with force. 'I've made my decision,' she said, 'you'll sleep on the floor tonight.'
Upon hearing this, Lu Yun immediately frowned and said, 'The floor is cold.'
'The weather is so hot,' Li Xinlan pointed down at the bed, 'you won't get heat rash if you sleep on the floor.'
'Well, the floor is already covered with a cool mat,' Lu Yun added, 'and I won't even get a heat rash. I'm just so helpless, looking at your waving hand before me. I beg you—can't we compromise? I won't let the young men and your little sister go to meet their relatives. Just let me sleep on the bed, will you? I've had a back injury since childhood, and even a slight chill makes me suffer terribly. I've promised Huazǐ Uncle that I'll take good care of you—so I'd like to sleep on the bed.'
'Hmph,' Li Xinlan replied, already well aware of Lu Yun's habit of telling lies. 'How can I believe you now, when you've been doing this all along? I won't be moved
“Lu Yun didn’t wait for Fei Xinxian to finish speaking, quickly stepping in. Though his compliments had previously landed on the horse’s hoof, the truth remained unchanged—no matter how many times he stumbled, he’d always follow up with another wave of sweet, well-timed flattery. One failure would inevitably be followed by another barrage of sugar-coated missiles. There simply wouldn’t be a time when he missed the mark.
Fei Xinxian chuckled, “You always show off your wit, don’t you? Just go to sleep now—your restless nights have been going on for half the evening. Don’t bother me with any more antics.”
Lu Yun nodded seriously, though in his heart he thought: If he didn’t keep making a fuss, the long night would grow terribly dull. As Fei Xinxian slowly lay down, Lu Yun settled himself beside her, thinking over how he’d proceed with the little brother and Fei Xinxian’s little sister’s formal introduction…
Rural Beauty 814, Main Text 814—The Brother-Sister Recognition Update Completed!